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« on: Wednesday July 31 2019 10:57:51 AEST AM »

You had a wee joke, so here are some poo lines:

You never really appreciate what you’ve got until it’s gone.

Toilet paper is a good example.


What’s the true definition of bravery?

Chancing a fart when you know you have diarrhea.


Children are like farts.

Your own are just about bearable, but everyone else’s are horrendous.


Have you seen that new movie called “Constipated"?

It hasn’t come out yet.


People say love is the best feeling ever.

But I think finding a toilet when you’re having diarrhea is better.


Did you hear about the constipated composer?

He had problems with his last movement.


“Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my soup?”

“Pooing.”


What did one fly say to the other?

Is this stool taken?


If pooping is a call of nature.

Then is farting a missed call?

 good luck
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